Big Game Enthusiast Gifts

Explorer chased by lion finds gorilla offers a helping hand.

"My first husband never brought home anything smaller than a water buffalo."

England and Germany

'Big moose, what big moose?'

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

'George,your big game guide is here.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'Sure there was a bad side to hunting, but there was also the excitement, the challenge, the romance of it.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

All the guests were very impressed with Roger's hunting collection, particularly his prized Man-eating Shark An actual guy ( eating shark ) as a trophy hanging up on a wall

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"