Big Game Enthusiasts Mugs

'The funny part of it was that at the time I was hunting butterflies!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Musical ice flows

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

"I need you to finish this over the weekend."

Whack the author.

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

'He got game.'

"Playing blind man's buff and marbles wasn't so bad."

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."