Big Game Aficionado Mugs

"This'll keep the family fed for weeks."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

350 Feet.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

scrabble love

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Extra innings.

Playing cards.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

Official Team Cap With Beard

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

All Star Team.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'