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"This'll keep the family fed for weeks."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

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'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

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'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Playing cards.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."