Big Game Storyteller Mugs

'That was my first ever kill.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"He's a keeper!"

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

Live Bait.

"Rhino Poachers !"

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

'He got game.'

Marcus Rashford

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

'Bye, dear -- Have a nice fishing experience!'

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

Aquarium - keep an eye on him!

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"