Baseball Humor Lover Gifts

Athletic Cup Proving Ground

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Cat and mouse.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Pole Vault Rules

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

The best goalie in the world!

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

Some Cricket Novelties.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'