Quirky Baseball Humor Gifts

Baseball umpire sweeps dirt under home plate.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Shows Bundt

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

You Don't Know What It's Like

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Dragon brought on as substitute

'Hey, Henderson, still got your brains in your butt? Ha! Ha!'

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

A Paper Shredder Prototype.

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Baseball contract signing gloves.

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."