Baseball Jokester Gifts

"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Team spirit, my ass.'

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

"We need someone who's responsible."

Shows Bundt

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Too-Humble Pie.