Baseball Jokester Pillows

"'An easy fly ball to center field' - We'll see about that."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Team spirit, my ass.'

"We need someone who's responsible."

"You remind me very much of myself when I was your age, Carter, and there is no way that this company would employ such a person."

Shows Bundt

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

In addition to players, some major league umpires are suspected of using steroids.

Baseball contract signing gloves.

'Let me clarify something, Simpkins. . . I didn't say you were going to Mexico. . . I said your job is going to Mexico.'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

You're right. He's gonna throw the change-up.

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"