Baseball Humorists Pillows

New inductees

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Magician Playing Golf.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'