Baseball Humor Fan Pillows

Baseball players using steroids.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Here we go again...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

False starts.