Baseball Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"Call the ball godammit!"

'Don't be naive, Kevin. The sudden mood swings, the acne, the unnatural thickness of his lines? Trust me. The guy is juiced.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

Team medic spraying deodorant

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Some Cricket Novelties.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

Football Boomerang.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

Shows Bundt

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'