Baseball Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"Call the ball godammit!"

'Don't be naive, Kevin. The sudden mood swings, the acne, the unnatural thickness of his lines? Trust me. The guy is juiced.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Here we go again...'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Some Cricket Novelties.

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

Shows Bundt

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Football Boomerang.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.