Video Game Satirist Gifts

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of too much video game violence made him do it.'

Just Kidding

Block Lives Matter

The cell phone soother for life.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Fakebook

doom.com

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Did you get my "friend request"?

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

Lies on the Internet

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'These f****** pop stars are setting really f****** bad examples with their b***** lifestyles.'

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software