Video Game Satirist Pillows

'My client pleads not guilty by reason of too much video game violence made him do it.'

Block Lives Matter

The cell phone soother for life.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

doom.com

"Guac-A-Mole"

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

Lies on the Internet

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

Shrinking beggar.

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

"Oh no, is this the 'Zoo on Another Planet' dream again?"

Post future today