Satirical Board Gamer Pillows

Game: How to talk smart & live dumb.

'How about a game of cards?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Board Game Hunter

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

scrabble love

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Checkmate I think!'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

Perfection

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Existential Risk

The Big Game Park

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Monogamy

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'I want to thank you for your spontaneous and overwhelming support...'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."