Satirical Board Gamer Pillows

Game: How to talk smart & live dumb.

'How about a game of cards?'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

scrabble love

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Checkmate I think!'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Monogamy

Let the Summer Games Begin!

The Big Game Park

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Perfection

Existential Risk

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'I want to thank you for your spontaneous and overwhelming support...'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'