Video Game Satirists Gifts

Video Games - Tomb Raider, Pension Raider

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Guac-A-Mole"

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Targeted Advertising

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

'Take us to your lead.'

Lies on the Internet

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

Data at landfill

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."