Game Night Comedians Gifts

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Some card-game puns

Perils of the double play.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Checkmate I think!'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

The Big Game Park

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

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'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'I'm all in.'

"Come on - let me guess again."

Ouija Bored

"I've got nothing."

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'