Sporting Celebrant Gifts

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

First Prize!

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Congratulations!

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Trick or treat?"

Smiley Victory Fingers

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

On The Ninth day of Christmas.

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

The wedding.

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

'I got the key to the executive bathroom. They made me the official custodian.'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

We're making progress, but it's still too early to be breaking out the party hats and noise-makers.

Man United Team Christmas.

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

I believe he started on the shop floor.