Sports Celebration Gifts

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Teamwork

The best PE teacher in the World.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Snail Racing

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Strive to win!

Happy Champion

Carlo Ancelotti

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Stop with racism in sport!

Iron Man Contest