Sports Tournament Celebration Gifts

Happy Champion

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Teamwork

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Carlo Ancelotti

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

Stop with racism in sport!

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim