Sports Banquet Gifts

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A man cheers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Soccer coach of the year.

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Strive to win!

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Happy Champion

Carlo Ancelotti

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Stop with racism in sport!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'