Banquet Gifts

A guest at a dinner party requesting some champagne

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Tartine

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

"Would you care to join me and my wife - we'd like to try the ten person banquet menu."

Complementary wine and cheese

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"