Banquet Gifts

A guest at a dinner party requesting some champagne

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Tartine

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Happy hour.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Sinking Sand

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Umpire's Banquet.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those of humongous new cruise ships.

Complementary wine and cheese

"Flowers for me? What did you do, idiot?"

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'