Banquet Boss Gifts

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Aprons

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

A guest at a dinner party requesting some champagne

Minuet

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

I'm the Chef

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"Would you care to join me and my wife - we'd like to try the ten person banquet menu."

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

'And none of yor deflationary wit - just attend to the bar-b-q-.'

'Your feet are killing me!'

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'Will there be anything else?'

I don't want to see you working so hard on your birthday!