Buffet Boss Gifts

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Aprons

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Am Awful Crammer.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Happy hour.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Sinking Sand

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

S. S. All You Can Eat

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

Bowl Games.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Buffet - now glutton free.

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"