Buffet Goer Gifts

When Icarus Flew Too Close To The All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'A cheeky red?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

I love Cannelloni

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Happy hour.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"...And would sir care to kill the rabbit himself?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'Physical or Social Science?'

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Sinking Sand

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

'How would you like that? Medium, rare, or wrapped in plastic on a foam tray?'

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."