Buffet Lover Gifts

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"Honestly, won't you miss us?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

All you should eat buffet.

'A table near the food, please.'

'I went to the new 'All You Can Eat' restaurant: It was fabulous!'

All you can eat buffet - only $5.

All you can eat $500.00

'It's okay, I plan to hibernate for the rest of the winter.'

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."

You must be this wide to enter the restaurant.

'I don't care how many trips back and forth it saves--you can't sit at the buffet table.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

The existential despair of chopped liver.

'I'm done boys. I'm headin' for the gift shop to git a souvenir fer my youngin', and then I'm gonna check out the buffet.'

Do you think lots of people will come to my funeral when I die? - 'I don't know' - 'Oh, right.' - 'Will there be a buffet afterwards?' - 'I don't know.' - 'You should do a buffet, just to be on the safe side.' -

'Keep an eye on your father. I think he' s losing all sense of portion control.'

All You Can Eat - $4.95, 'Can't eat sand, eh? -- That's too bad.'

'So Giuseppina, Antonio, how was your flight? Is this the best Italian food you've ever had? Dig in, it's all you can eat!'

'And here's another shot of, Harold stuffing is face on our cruise.'

"This where Ed come to exercise. He climbs the food pyramid."

Diet Centre vs Smorgasboard.

Excess Baggage: Cruise passengers can come up with some pretty amazing questions.

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

"There's no such thing as a free lunch."

"Your metabolism is the envy of everyone at this party."

"All you can eat (except the tree of knowledge) buffet.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"