Buffet Lover With A Tech Twist Gifts

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Happy hour.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Fresh pepper?"

Sinking Sand

Unicorn in the Woods

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"Something photogenic for each of us."

S. S. All You Can Eat

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

All You Can Eat

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'