Tech-savvy Gourmet Gifts

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Microwave confusion.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Pizza-Matic

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Swedish Meta Balls.