Gadget-loving Gourmand Gifts

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Mac OS 20

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Sushi Train Spotters

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Woman finds something in her soup.

Pizza-Matic

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Where Processed Beef Comes From

M.D. Robotics. Oil. Stop downloading so many cookies.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

Swedish Meta Balls.

Data Processing Center.