Gadget-loving Gourmand Gifts

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Sushi Train Spotters

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Pizza-Matic

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Swedish Meta Balls.

Data Processing Center.