Tech-obsessed Eater Gifts

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Swedish Meta Balls.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

Data Processing Center.