Foodie Finding Tech Gifts

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Fresh pepper?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Something photogenic for each of us."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

Swedish Meta Balls.

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

Data Processing Center.

'Now you can surf and turf.'