Foodie Techies Gifts

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

GMOs: The Next Generation

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I 3-D printed my dinner!"

"We're making progress."

'Teleport the salt, please.'

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Woman finds something in her soup.

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

GM Kebabs

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."