Foodie Techies T-Shirts

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

'Teleport the salt, please.'

"We're making progress."

GM Kebabs

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'Hello, 9-1-1? I need a rescue team right away... The prof is in the pudding.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."