Foodie With A Tech Twist T-Shirts

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Customers who bought this item also bought this item."

"It's a text from my microwave...leftovers for dinner again tonight."

Swedish Meta Balls.

Menu. Specials. Soups. Salads. Drinks. You can't call this an internet cafe just because you have pull-down menus.

Robot Diner. I'll have the blackberries and cream.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Frankly, I've seen better menus on my computer accounts Package.

I can't talk now, somebody's accidently booted the system and the server's going down!

'Combination 3.0 dinner is also available in an upgraded version 3.1.'

"Would you like to order any apps? They are available to download."

"Done writing your review?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Advocado