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"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

Artificial Isle

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"We're making progress."

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

GM Kebabs

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."