Food Innovation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's a nutritious synthetic protein that will be a sensation if we can sell it as a worthless snack."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

6 Brothers Falafel

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Cheese Secret