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"We're making progress."

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Let's try it without the fries!"

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

6 Brothers Falafel

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Cheese Secret

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Propane ran out.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Swiss Army Stove.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'