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"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Propane ran out.'

Cook-In.

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We've isolated the gene for batter"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

'The meat has been genetically modified to taste like a more expensive cut.'

'For thirty years my mother served nothing but leftovers... The original meal was never found!'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Golf Ball Meatball

The Invention of the Non-stick Surface

'A bird's nest. . . hmmm, I wonder what that would taste like in a soup?'

Solar Range.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Pizza technology/banking technology/fruit and vegetable technology/real estate technology.

'And how EXACTLY am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?'

Employee of the month makes good use of the soup of yesterday.

"Latest in Microwave Technology."

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

'I'm sorry, but you can't take the leftovers home. They're all newly-patented items, and cannot leave the premises.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"The chef is giddy with excitement! He just bought an Instant Pot!"

"Best idea for a name I've had for years!"

Genetically modified Deli

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

"It's my new idea! A veggie burger stuffed with tasty meat."

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

"What did I tell you? Best underwater Thai food in the city!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."