Culinary Innovation T-Shirts

Edible plates save on washing-up.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

6 Brothers Falafel

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Lockdown casserole

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Cheese Secret

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine