Culinary Innovation T-Shirts

Edible plates save on washing-up.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

6 Brothers Falafel

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Lockdown casserole

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Cheese Secret

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine