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"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

6 Brothers Falafel

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Man's cooking explodes.

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Cheese Secret

"Fresh pepper?"

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"