Household Innovations T-Shirts

'There's an app that you can program to wash dishes. I call mine Steven!'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Husband washes the dishes

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Drone Fly Trap

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

Robot Washing Up.

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"I'm going to switch things up. Instead of a sock, I'm going to make some underwear disappear."