Household Innovations T-Shirts

'There's an app that you can program to wash dishes. I call mine Steven!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Husband washes the dishes

"I'm going to put some shelves up, certain scenes may contain strong language."

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

Auto-Broom. It's the hottest new gadget. Everybody is getting this automatic broom! It's sweeping the nation!

"Hey! 'Made in U.S.A.'!"

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Drone Fly Trap

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

Robot Washing Up.

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.