Innovation In Home Tasks T-Shirts

I ironed my shirt whilst I was wearing it.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Self-Employment

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

Man of steel wool.

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Husband washes the dishes

The murphy desk

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

Drone Fly Trap

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'