Innovation In Home Tasks Gifts

I ironed my shirt whilst I was wearing it.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Self-Employment

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Husband washes the dishes

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"I'm working remotely from home...I have a gallbladder, 2 appendectomies, a colon resection and playgroup at 3."

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

The murphy desk

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

Drone Fly Trap

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'