Home Innovators Gifts

'No lease, no rates, no rising damp, no neighbours. I married a genius!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Cook in the cookery section.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Swiss Army Stove.

Television company new recruit

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Beware of the dog.

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Paper Bath Towels.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Husband washes the dishes

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

The murphy desk

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'Hot Lunch.'