Home Innovators Gifts

'No lease, no rates, no rising damp, no neighbours. I married a genius!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Swiss Army Stove.

Television company new recruit

Beware of the dog.

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Husband washes the dishes

The murphy desk

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

'Hot Lunch.'