Home Inventor Gifts

Is Graham still working on that top secret jet plane project?

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bird Bath.

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

The first transatlantic communication.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Self Serve Road Repair.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Husband washes the dishes

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Drunk in bar stool.

'It's my latest invention -- I call it the 'Emergency Broadcast Warning System.''

Nice custom job, Bill!

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"Ghah! I hung the new mirror upside down!"

The iSaw.