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Is Graham still working on that top secret jet plane project?

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Bird Bath.

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Self Serve Road Repair.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Husband washes the dishes

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'It's my latest invention -- I call it the 'Emergency Broadcast Warning System.''

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Drunk in bar stool.

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Nice custom job, Bill!

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Ghah! I hung the new mirror upside down!"