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'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Television company new recruit

Swiss Army Stove.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Self Serve Road Repair.

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Husband washes the dishes

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'Hot Lunch.'

"I love technology. I just programmed this smart tree to drop its leaves in the neighbor's yard."