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It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Dare to be different.

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

Modular Offices

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Self-Employment

Television company new recruit

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

Self Serve Road Repair.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Paper Bath Towels.

'Flexi-space.'