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Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Doulton Canada Geese

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I love what you've done with him."

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

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"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"They're not even from India."

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

Now Selling: All-these-houses-llok-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

'We'd like to see it in turquoise.'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Robot Washing Up.

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.