Home Decor Innovator Prints

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Doulton Canada Geese

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"I love what you've done with him."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

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"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"They're not even from India."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

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'We'd like to see it in turquoise.'

Robot Washing Up.

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."